Cuban Revolutionary Armed Forces

During the Cold War, the Cuban Revolutionary Army was the main fighting force of Cuba. They were formed after the overthrow of General Batista in 1959. They are named after the revolution, and control 60 percent of Cuba's economy. They have, for long, been the most powerful institution in Cuba. From 1966 to the late 1980s, the Soviet Union gave a lot of military assistance to Cuba, eventually getting to the point where Cuba was the number 1 military power in Latin America, which gave them the ability to project this new found power abroad, in areas such as Syria, Ethiopia, Angola, Nicaragua, and El Salvador.

The Cuban Revolutionary Armed Forces had set up the many nuclear missile launchers on the island supplied by the Soviet Union, which in turn caused the Cuban Missile Crisis, which has been described as the closest the world has ever come to total annihilation. The ranks would go, as listed:

Commandante en Jefe - Commander in Chief
General de Brigada - Brigade General
Coronel - Colonel
Teniente Coronel - Lieutenant Colonel
Mayor - Major
Capitán - Captain
Primer Teniente - First Lieutenant
Teniente - Lieutenant
Sargento de Primera - Sergeant First Class
Sargento de Segimda - Sergeant Second Class
Sargento de Tercera - Sergeant Third Class
Soldado de Primera - Private First Class
Soldado - Private

When I think Cold War, I think USSR. But besides that, Cuba is pretty cool too. I mean, who else could've been the loading dock for missiles in central America? Mexico? El Salvador? Nicaragua? Maybe even the Galapagos Islands if they tried enough. But see, they have Fidel Castro. Who can remember the leader of Mexico? I can't. Who cares about El Salvador. But seriously, what better way to represent the Cold War with something not related to the two superpowers at the time. Bangladesh is right up there at number 2. (Join it, you assholes.) But let's put countries aside for a second, and focus on the real importance here. Jimmy is leading the freaking thing. He's gonna kick ass, smoke cigars, and wear a green jumpsuit everyday. I mean, he's Fidel Castro, damnit. Who else could stand as high as him? Mikhail Gorbachev? No, he's too short. Ronald Reagan was pretty cool, at least his speech abilities. But you can say anything you want in any way, and still have people believe you. It works for Ciaran, right? There's no way he could've enticed me into cybering in his room without that aspect. If America hadn't pushed out the Soviets, I have but one thing to say (as an ignorant American.) "Hola." But once again, seriously, you don't get the vitality of this faction. It's like having a peanut butter jelly sandwich without the jelly. Like tap dancing without the tap. Like the universe without planets. Like WW2 without Romania. (Which is isn't really much considering Romania did nothing but be there.) I also like the fact I've written more than Jimmy has himself, and I'm being more convincing about it. He thinks I'm gonna ruin this. No way... as I've stated several times before, this is the icing on the cake. Besides, who the hell likes Duke Nukem anyway. Megaman FTW. But I'm no patriotism hater, as we all know Duke Nukem is pro-America, but still, who. the. hell. likes. duke. nukem. I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL. Yeah, so you're a freaking cyborg, who gives a crap. You stole Roddy Piper's line from They Live. I liked They Live because if Jimmy showed his face in real life, that's exactly what he'd look like... No, Roddy Piper. What were you thinking? The aliens? No, that's Ciaran. I bet they mass-produced those sunglasses for Wehrenberg Theatres? Since they stole that batch of glasses, I'm not seeing Rango in 3D now, thank you very much. Besides, what was the big deal about Rango? So he was smoking, kids see their parents do it all the time. Besides, parents, nobodies perfect, they may have smoked in that movie, but we all have guilty pleasures. wink wink. If you deny this post, it's like banning porn. The whole purpose of 'doing it' is so that people don't 'jerk off' with their factions. Thank you, Argent.

oh, and also, the acronym for that is CRAF, which is near enough to CRAP. bahahaha